Hai all! Welcome back to the
Pollinations! The title is a bit foreshadowing, eh? But before we get to
that, I don't feel that I properly showed off the sitting alcove in the
master bedroom during the house tour. So . . . have another shot of it.
*wants it*
Also, Orion and Angelina's youngest son Deneb has reached his teen years. Little Bart clone that he is, and all.
As we come back to the Pollinations, Centarus has now taken Aquila's place in front of the easel. Since his LTW is Illustrious Author we're working on his painting skill first.
Plus Cassi hogs up the laptop most of the time anyway, so it works out.
Comet amuses herself outside with her toys.
Centarus takes a break in the painting to shower some attention onto our heiress too, of course.
So in love . . . d'awww.
Now that the house is emptier, Bellatrix's alien hormones and internal clock are kicking into overdrive. There's no time like the present.
BELLATRIX - I have something for you, Cen.
CENTARUS - A box?! Just what I always wanted!
BELLATRIX - Um, close. A box with a RING inside it!
CENTARUS - *SQUEEEEEEE!*
BELLATRIX - That . . . means that I want to marry you.
CENTARUS - Oh . . . well then, DOUBLE YAY!
BELLATRIX - Shiney, eh? Eh?
Channeling some of her uncle Antares.
Somehow alien engagements are always the cutest. ^_^
Oblivious to the excitement inside, Comet finds a stray friend and has some funtime of her own.
And then she dug THIS up. O_o How is that even . . . I just . . . wow.
Centarus went back to his easel . . .
Bellatrix got invited to this guy's party, so she went. But this is pretty much the extent of the excitement there. -_- Lamest party EVAR, and that's even counting the pool parties with no pool.
BART - What happened to all the food I cooked before I died?
SIX - Yeah . . . lost it all in the move.
BART - No respect! I feel so betrayed!
SIX - Yah, well d'you mind feeling betrayed somewhere else? You're blocking the dishwasher.
CENTARUS - I wish you fun and enjoyment with your bachelorette celebration tonight.
BELLATRIX - Aww, thank you sweetie.
CENTARUS - Just so long as you do not have too much fun and enjoyment with the barely dressed males that I hear frequent such occasions.
BELLATRIX - Don't worry, Cen. Strippers are just eyecandy. You're the real treat.
Yes, I decided to throw Bellatrix a bachelorette party. And I decided to throw it at one of the venues. It's time for you all to understand the foreshadowing title of this chapter now. Trust me, it doesn't disappoint. One of the first guests to arrive is Bellatrix's cousin Spica. She got pregnant with her fiance Wylie Luck since the last time we saw her. Who then promptly broke up with her and married somone else, the douche. She has had the baby though, a boy named Taurus. We'll see him soon.
Next to arrive was Gemini, who stood there for about a minute before turning around and leaving again. D:
Andromeda arrived. Aquila did too . . . and then left just like Gemini. Wth?!
At least cousin Virgo stuck around.
As well as one of Bellatrix's co-workers, Becky Lack. Coincidentally also the woman that Spica's fiance left her for . . . *narrow eyes*
BELLATRIX - *twirls into her bachelorette outfit* Alright girls, let's get this party started!
*Three Hours Later*
BELLATRIX - Um . . . where IS everybody?
Just standing around outside, doing absolutely nothing. There's nothing stopping them from coming inside, they just refuse to. >_<
I didn't have the option to 'Call Over,' so I did the only other thing I could think of. Invited them all to play a game of pool.
And that worked, perhaps a little too well. As then they refused to STOP playing pool, even after Bellatrix cancelled the action and tried to interract with some of them. They just straight up ignored her and kept right on playing pool. For HOURS.
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER - Wooo, where's the party?!
Not here, that's for damn sure. -_-
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER - Oh, okay. Peace out, then. *leaves without ever doing anything*
Wait what? WHAT? Get back here! *fume*
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER #2 - So . . . I'm supposed to dance, or something. I dunno, I'm kinda new at this . . .
POOL ZOMBIES - Muuuuussssst plaaaaaay . . . ignooring aaaaallll oootheeerrr neeeeeedddsssss'
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER #2 - Welp, I guess I'm done here. Bye all! *leaves*
FML . . .
Bellatrix tries to put on a brave face and attempts to enjoy some of her party.
BELLATRIX - Wooo! Boogie down! . . . if I don't smile I'll cry.
;_; omg.
I finally, FINALLY got Andromeda away from the pool table. No joke, this party started at 4 in the afternoon, I believe it was somewhere around 2 or 3 in the morning at this point. -_-
BELLATRIX - So . . . how about paying some attention to me at my own flippin bachelorette party and maybe, oh I dunno, make a toast or something?!
ANDROMEDA - Yah sure, whatevs.
ANDROMEDA - Okay everybody! Pipe the eff down and listen up, I've got some things to say about my baby sister's upcoming nuptials!
BELLATRIX - I don't think I can watch this train wreck. *turns her back*
ANDROMEDA - So . . . Bell's getting married tomorrow. Fun times. Thanks for coming, good night.
BELLATRIX - I hate you all.
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER #2 - Oh, I forgot about the matter of my payment. How does a handful of diamonds sound to you, fair price right?
ANDROMEDA - And now . . . for the best part! *pulls out a bottle of fuzzy nectar*
BELLATRIX - Don't you dare! I will murder you!
ANDROMEDA - *spraaaaaaaaaaaay!!*
BELLATRIX - AAAH! DIAF!!
*moment of tense silence before both burst into giggles*
ANDROMEDA - Good luck tomorrow, sis. Love ya.
BELLATRIX - Yeah, yeah. Love you too.
_____________________
STATS TIME!
Generations - 3
LTWs Complete - 4
Portraits - 12
100,000 Simoleons Earned - 2
100,000 Aspiration Points Earned - 4
Skill Challenges Complete - 0
Total = 25 Points
Also, Orion and Angelina's youngest son Deneb has reached his teen years. Little Bart clone that he is, and all.
As we come back to the Pollinations, Centarus has now taken Aquila's place in front of the easel. Since his LTW is Illustrious Author we're working on his painting skill first.
Plus Cassi hogs up the laptop most of the time anyway, so it works out.
Comet amuses herself outside with her toys.
Centarus takes a break in the painting to shower some attention onto our heiress too, of course.
So in love . . . d'awww.
Now that the house is emptier, Bellatrix's alien hormones and internal clock are kicking into overdrive. There's no time like the present.
BELLATRIX - I have something for you, Cen.
CENTARUS - A box?! Just what I always wanted!
BELLATRIX - Um, close. A box with a RING inside it!
CENTARUS - *SQUEEEEEEE!*
BELLATRIX - That . . . means that I want to marry you.
CENTARUS - Oh . . . well then, DOUBLE YAY!
BELLATRIX - Shiney, eh? Eh?
Channeling some of her uncle Antares.
Somehow alien engagements are always the cutest. ^_^
Oblivious to the excitement inside, Comet finds a stray friend and has some funtime of her own.
And then she dug THIS up. O_o How is that even . . . I just . . . wow.
Centarus went back to his easel . . .
Bellatrix got invited to this guy's party, so she went. But this is pretty much the extent of the excitement there. -_- Lamest party EVAR, and that's even counting the pool parties with no pool.
BART - What happened to all the food I cooked before I died?
SIX - Yeah . . . lost it all in the move.
BART - No respect! I feel so betrayed!
SIX - Yah, well d'you mind feeling betrayed somewhere else? You're blocking the dishwasher.
CENTARUS - I wish you fun and enjoyment with your bachelorette celebration tonight.
BELLATRIX - Aww, thank you sweetie.
CENTARUS - Just so long as you do not have too much fun and enjoyment with the barely dressed males that I hear frequent such occasions.
BELLATRIX - Don't worry, Cen. Strippers are just eyecandy. You're the real treat.
Yes, I decided to throw Bellatrix a bachelorette party. And I decided to throw it at one of the venues. It's time for you all to understand the foreshadowing title of this chapter now. Trust me, it doesn't disappoint. One of the first guests to arrive is Bellatrix's cousin Spica. She got pregnant with her fiance Wylie Luck since the last time we saw her. Who then promptly broke up with her and married somone else, the douche. She has had the baby though, a boy named Taurus. We'll see him soon.
Next to arrive was Gemini, who stood there for about a minute before turning around and leaving again. D:
Andromeda arrived. Aquila did too . . . and then left just like Gemini. Wth?!
At least cousin Virgo stuck around.
As well as one of Bellatrix's co-workers, Becky Lack. Coincidentally also the woman that Spica's fiance left her for . . . *narrow eyes*
BELLATRIX - *twirls into her bachelorette outfit* Alright girls, let's get this party started!
*Three Hours Later*
BELLATRIX - Um . . . where IS everybody?
Just standing around outside, doing absolutely nothing. There's nothing stopping them from coming inside, they just refuse to. >_<
I didn't have the option to 'Call Over,' so I did the only other thing I could think of. Invited them all to play a game of pool.
And that worked, perhaps a little too well. As then they refused to STOP playing pool, even after Bellatrix cancelled the action and tried to interract with some of them. They just straight up ignored her and kept right on playing pool. For HOURS.
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER - Wooo, where's the party?!
Not here, that's for damn sure. -_-
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER - Oh, okay. Peace out, then. *leaves without ever doing anything*
Wait what? WHAT? Get back here! *fume*
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER #2 - So . . . I'm supposed to dance, or something. I dunno, I'm kinda new at this . . .
POOL ZOMBIES - Muuuuussssst plaaaaaay . . . ignooring aaaaallll oootheeerrr neeeeeedddsssss'
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER #2 - Welp, I guess I'm done here. Bye all! *leaves*
FML . . .
Bellatrix tries to put on a brave face and attempts to enjoy some of her party.
BELLATRIX - Wooo! Boogie down! . . . if I don't smile I'll cry.
;_; omg.
I finally, FINALLY got Andromeda away from the pool table. No joke, this party started at 4 in the afternoon, I believe it was somewhere around 2 or 3 in the morning at this point. -_-
BELLATRIX - So . . . how about paying some attention to me at my own flippin bachelorette party and maybe, oh I dunno, make a toast or something?!
ANDROMEDA - Yah sure, whatevs.
ANDROMEDA - Okay everybody! Pipe the eff down and listen up, I've got some things to say about my baby sister's upcoming nuptials!
BELLATRIX - I don't think I can watch this train wreck. *turns her back*
ANDROMEDA - So . . . Bell's getting married tomorrow. Fun times. Thanks for coming, good night.
BELLATRIX - I hate you all.
LIFEGUARD STRIPPER #2 - Oh, I forgot about the matter of my payment. How does a handful of diamonds sound to you, fair price right?
ANDROMEDA - And now . . . for the best part! *pulls out a bottle of fuzzy nectar*
BELLATRIX - Don't you dare! I will murder you!
ANDROMEDA - *spraaaaaaaaaaaay!!*
BELLATRIX - AAAH! DIAF!!
*moment of tense silence before both burst into giggles*
ANDROMEDA - Good luck tomorrow, sis. Love ya.
BELLATRIX - Yeah, yeah. Love you too.
_____________________
STATS TIME!
Generations - 3
LTWs Complete - 4
Portraits - 12
100,000 Simoleons Earned - 2
100,000 Aspiration Points Earned - 4
Skill Challenges Complete - 0
Total = 25 Points
Wooow... Fail. ^^'
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